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<h1 style="text-align: center;">The Four Sexiest Professions</h1> <p style="text-align: center;"><img src="https://media.istockphoto.com/id/958465448/photo/social-network-3d-illustration.jpg?s=612x612&amp;w=0&amp;k=20&amp;c=-3fNPdw0vkVIE0BhHEVSvqrC4cxpgXs6VQs5Vk5d8w8=" alt="" width="800" /></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.loveawake.com/free-online-dating/engineer-singles">Dating An Engineer</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="https://www.loveawake.com/free-online-dating/doctor-singles">Dating A Doctor</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="https://www.loveawake.com/free-online-dating/teacher-singles">Dating A Teacher</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="https://www.loveawake.com/free-online-dating/athletic-singles">Dating A Yoga Lovers</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="https://www.loveawake.com/free-online-dating/wine-lovers">Wine Lovers Singles</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="https://www.loveawake.com/free-online-dating/booklovers-singles">Booklovers Dating Personal Ads</a></p> <p>As the Loveawake.com continue to prove, sexiness is a gift, but the process of being extremely sexy can be work. Its occasionally hard out here for a blogging pimp and sh*t.</p> <p>With this in mind, an envious champ has decided to share&nbsp;<strong>the four sexiest occupations,</strong>&nbsp;jobs where being sexy isn&rsquo;t hard work at all.&nbsp;</p> <h2><strong>Grade school teacher</strong></h2> <p>What separates them from high school teachers and post-secondary professors is the fact that their occupation forces them to be ultra-sensitive, tireless, well-rounded, and flexible, and i assume that this ultra-sensitivity, tirelessness, well-roundedness, and flexibility is applicable in, ummm, other areas.</p> <p>They also have access to copious amounts of clay, rubber cement, and carbon paper, and we all know what that means.</p> <h2><strong>Chemical engineer</strong></h2> <p>Does it make you a freak if you have a serious fetish for women rocking hazard goggles, hard hats, pants suits, and heels?</p> <p>How about if you spent 45 minutes sunday night (unsuccessfully) looking for a screenshot of mia jackson from cnn&rsquo;s &ldquo;black in america 2&Prime; in her work gear?</p> <p>Nevermind. don&rsquo;t answer either of those questions. Forget i even asked</p> <h2><strong>Yoga instructor</strong></h2> <p>I know the inclusion of &ldquo;<strong>yoga instructor</strong>&rdquo; on this list is about as predictable as drake&rsquo;s knees.</p> <p>I also know that i&rsquo;ve never actually met a woman who teaches yoga, and no one within my sphere of influence has either.</p> <p>I&rsquo;m not even completely sure that female yoga instructors or yoga itself actually exists. I live a completely yoga free existence, and i dont see any reason why that would change.</p> <p>My point? i just needed an excuse to add that rosa acosta pic to this entry.</p> <h2><strong>Librarian</strong></h2> <p>Like canadians and 40-something strippers, librarians always seem to have a naughty twinkle in their bespectacled eyes.</p> <p>While the cause of the perpetual eye f*ck could very easily be dust from the 1994 world book encyclopedias they had to archive that morning, i think that they&rsquo;re spending most of their days sitting there day-dreaming about black cowboys and cocoa butter, and the twinkle is equal parts annoyance at being interrupted, embarrassment at being caught, and invitation.</p> <p>Or, maybe i just watch too much p*rn</p> <p>Enough about me. Falks, in your opinions, what are the sexiest occupations a person can have and why?</p> <p>&nbsp;</p>